It wasn't very dignified (1997)

 

I saw this girl in Amsterdam

Sitting in the window of a shop.

She had beautiful eyes, and beatutiful tits,

And a beautiful twelve inch cock.

It wasn't very dignified.

My friend Billy's got a two foot willy.

He showed it to the lady next door,

so she sucked him off.

It wasn't very dignified.

"FUK OFF YOU TWIT",

screamed my mate Nick

<The referee was being a prik.>

It wasn't very dignified.

I was out on the piss

And really feeling sick

I dropped my kebab on the gravel

And next to the kebab

There was a big pile of dogshit

And then I really was violently sick

And the kebab paper started to unravel

But cause I was pissed

I didn’t give a shit

So I picked the donner up and started eating it

The fucker was all gritty but I really enjoyed it

I was puking for days to be honest

It wasn’t very dignified.

But it was fucking worth it.